SI May 28, 2012 - "A 12-year-old San Antonio boy received a one-day suspension from middle school after he had a portrait of Spurs forward Matt Bonner—a fellow redhead and his favorite NBA player—shaved into the back of his head; the school declared the haircut a distraction and a violation of the dress code."
SI APRIL 4, 1994 - "In response to scuffles between opposing players at several recent high school basketball games, the Marmonte League in Southern California has outlawed postgame handshakes."
These often remind me of the items on my "What were you thinking?" list I ask all district employees to read and sign.
Well - if there was an Education Signs of the Apocalypse, this training session blurb would make the list.
"As you are aware, school districts are experiencing controversial and troubling times as we navigate through issues of funding, public support and new mandates. These times are fraught with tension, increased workload and job losses that impact us personally as well as professionally." (OK - that part makes sense).
"Chief among the stressors is the APPR mandate, which brings unique challenges and deadlines. Please join us as (representatives) of the ____ Employee Assistance Program (EAP) present "How the EAP Can Help Ease the Stress Related to the APPR." The goal of this seminar is to help school personnel effectively respond to the issues related to tension, anxiety and stressors...of APPR."
I give this BOCES credit for recognizing how out of control the pace of APPR implementation and variables are. Putting APPR in the same arena with other life events and stuff like depression or alcoholism or tough life issues, struggles that would cause one to call for personal and confidential psychological help? Well, that's a bit dramatic.
Having seen this, a few colleagues suggested we offer worry beads, educator spousal support, mood rings, support groups, and other means of stress detection and assistance. And, this is even before the untested and convoluted algorithm for value-added measures is implemented and explained to teachers and administrators.
All of this would be funny if it weren't so sad. Like those big spaceships in Independence Day, APPR has cast a shadow over professionalism - not to mention costing millions of dollars on testing and opportunties for professional development.
For all the good that a sound, research-based, dialogue-enhanced, increased frequency of observations, professional evaluation plan (the 60%) is providing; the hundreds of evaluation iterations, time, excessive high stakes testing, unproven methodologies, "fire, aim, ready" expediency - and millions of dollars and other opportunity costs of the rest of the plan (the other 40%) has apparently put APPR in the category of EAP "reasons to call." Ouch.
It's time for a little sunlight and APPR common sense - both of which are easily accomplished - and would garner better results for kids.
p.s. "Dear Mr. President, Part 2" recommendations coming soon!